Arnab told me I’d be able to smell the humidity as soon as I got off the plane in Mumbai. After an 8.5-hour flight that stretched to 10.5 hours and an arrival time pushed to 1 a.m. from 11 p.m., I was so happy to be off the plane that almost any smell would have been fine by me.
But I did detect a distinct smell. I don’t know if it was the humidity, but it definitely let me know I had arrived.
Customs was easy, my luggage came out quickly and undamaged, and I managed to manuever my three bags through the X-ray machines. As I headed over to the exit, a man in a white uniform asked me to open my bags.
I grabbed my medium size suitcase and heaved it up onto the platform. As he rummaged through my DVDs, reading the titles aloud, he asked:
“Are you going to Goa?”
I’ve seen enough Bollywood movies to know what he was insinuating with that question. In one of the movies, a girl refers to an affair as her “vacation in Goa.” It’s a gorgeous vacation spot notorious for heavy drinking, partying and promiscuity. India’s version of Ibiza in Spain. At least, this is what my limited knowledge has led me to believe. I told him, “No, I’m staying in Mumbai.”
After looking through my DVD collection, he approved of Juno, and asking how many of the 1,000 places listed in my “1,000 Places to Visit Before You Die” book I had been to, he let me go.
By the time I met Arnab and got into a taxi to go to his cousin’s place, it was just after 2 a.m., and the streets of Mumbai were deserted, something I’ll probably never see again. Stores were closed, cars were parked and only a few dogs roamed the sidewalks. It was an interesting first look at the usually hectic metropolis I plan on calling home for the next two years.









